Whats wrong with all the BMWs?

I got a call from Brecht’s on Friday telling me that the parts are in for my MINI repair. The bad news is that the earliest they can fit me in is Feb 12th!! Must be a lot of faulty BMWs and MINIs out there for them to be that busy. The kicker is that I now won’t have my ABS and DSC working for the Vegas trip, guess I won’t be driving like a maniac.