{"id":540,"date":"2010-03-04T16:50:11","date_gmt":"2010-03-05T00:50:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/miniblog.guapacha.com\/?p=540"},"modified":"2010-03-04T16:50:11","modified_gmt":"2010-03-05T00:50:11","slug":"a-joke-i-just-thought-of","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/miniblog.guapacha.com\/?p=540","title":{"rendered":"A joke I just thought of"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote><p>So, being a Private Pilot, I thought the Aero kit for my MINI was a must-buy. Imagine my disappointment when I found no propeller, no wings, or anything that turned it into a flying machine.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Folks, I am here all week!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So, being a Private Pilot, I thought the Aero kit for my MINI was a must-buy. Imagine my disappointment when I found no propeller, no wings, or anything that turned it into a flying machine. Folks, I am here all week!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-540","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-non-mini"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/miniblog.guapacha.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/540","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/miniblog.guapacha.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/miniblog.guapacha.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/miniblog.guapacha.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/miniblog.guapacha.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=540"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/miniblog.guapacha.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/540\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/miniblog.guapacha.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=540"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/miniblog.guapacha.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=540"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/miniblog.guapacha.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=540"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}